That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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