i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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