So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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