I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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