I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
