I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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