That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm sobbing to NWA
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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