We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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