I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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