you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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