It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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