problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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