i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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