Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
it glows. i had to have it.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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