So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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