The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
