Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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