Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
People in love make me want to vomit
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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