pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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