I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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