come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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