Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
