with your own penis?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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