Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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