do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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