so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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