If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
