I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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