No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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