just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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