i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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