if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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