We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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