these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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