I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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