It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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