it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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