just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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