It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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