id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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