worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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