I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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