who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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