It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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