He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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