She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Randomize
