i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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