Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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