My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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