Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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