So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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