I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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