I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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