I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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