you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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