I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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