No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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